MOE SZYSLAK SOUNDBOARD
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GEEZ I DON'T LOOK
SCRUB YOUR HANDS
THAT AIN'T A MASSAGE
I DON'T KNOW IF I
I GOT A LOT OF SECRETS
TERRIBLE DISTURBING SECRETS
YOU GOTTA GIVE ME BACK
MY CUSTOMERS ARE WALKING AROUND
BUT I DON'T WANT TO
I WANT YOU TO HAVE
I HOPE YOU DO BETTER
AW THAT'S THE BARBED WIRE
WE CALLED THAT THE STINGER
THEY DON'T LET YOU USE
I GOTTA' TELL YA
THIS IS PRETTY TERRIFIC
HA HA HA HA
YEAH
THAT IS A TERRIFIC TITLE
IT JUMPS OUT AT YA
I'M AWAKE HERE
OH BOY MOVE OVER
YEAH I'VE BEEN MEANING
NO
ALRIGHT MAYBE I DID
BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT
GOOD
I GOT A HOT DATE
DINNER WITH A FRIEND
DINNER ALONE
WATCHING TV ALONE
ALRIGHT
I'M GONNA' SIT AT HOME
SEARS CATALOGUE
NOW WOULD YOU UNHOOK
I DON'T DESERVE THIS KIND
OH HOW PRECIOUS
THE CATS SITTIN
NO NO DON'T GET UP
SWEETHEART
I'LL JUST PICK AROUND YA
HERE WE GO
WOW
WOWWA
THIS'LL BE THE FIRST
HA
OH I'M JUST THINKIN ABOUT
YEAH
UH NOW I'M THINKIN ABOUT
UH VERY FAST CHESS GAME
A SNAPPY DAVID
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE
YOU MUST BE TALKING
WELL THAT WAS AN ANTIQUE
CRXP
LOOK AT ME
WELL IF I'M GONNA' FIGHT
YEAH GO ON YA COWARDS
FLY OFF IN A V
YUP
THEY CALLED ME KID GORGEOUS
LATER ON IT WAS KID
THEN KID GRUESOME
AND FINALLY KID MOE
WELL I'M JUST A BARTENDER HERE BUT
SEAMS TO ME YOU COULD WIN
AND YOU CAN WIN YOUR MOM BACK
AW C'MON LOOK AT ME
WHAT WITH THE CAULIFLOWER
OKAY I GET IT
I AIN'T PLEASANT TO LOOK AT
OH SO UH
SO I GUESS THIS MEANS
NAH I THOUGHT WE HAD
HEY FORGET IT
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
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